Back to the outside o.o
So... you saw my introduction and you want morrrre? Good thing I love talking about myself!
And since everyone lists their game stats on these things: I'm an autistic non-binary creature in my early 30's with a persistent sense of quirkiness that followed me into adulthood.
About my creative endeavors
Stories are my life. I'm not Me without them. So here you go:
I've always had a love for cartoon characters and stories, usually about superheroes, romance, and violence! GOD?? I used to draw my favorite characters just getting beaten?? I should do that again, anyway And so much ship art, cheesy as it was. 
I've spent my whole life loving these stories and trying to create one of my own. I've developed several major concepts that I've come back to from time to time, but I still need to finally publish a full, original story.
My first original character was a yellow furry boy with long pointy ears and black markings—design inspired by that little shit Bendy from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. I named him Nossy (pronounced "nosy") because I liked that my name has two R's and didn't realize that adding an extra S changed the way the name would read. So uh, his name is probably Nosy now, or maybe I can do the Blitzø thing and be like, "The second S is silent, asshole!" (just kidding, he's ten pffft) Anyway I heavily, and I mean HEAVILY based his abilities off of Krypto the Superdog as portrayed in the cartoon. (I didn't know at the time that I was, by extension, inspired so much by Superman himself.) So when I saw green Kryptonite, red Kryptonite, and orange Kryptonite, I went freakin' bananas and invented a million "weakness substances" for my furry with the same powers as Krypto, plus the power to shapeshift. Thus I named their species "Magic Changers" because I was 7. One day I hope to do something coherent with Noss̷̷y, even something small, but we'll see.
Along with Krypto, I've written about my earliest inspirations out of order in the "Formative Media" box!
I'm an avid roleplayer, but also a very selfish one. Don't have time! I need immediate satisfaction! 
Oh right, my life!
I have an adorable dog named Casper. He's a bull-weenie, and he's excited about most things and (BIG SIGH) about others. I love him. I love cats too. I'm also a spider toucher!! The most common spiders I see in my house or yard are orbweavers, spitting spiders, fishing spiders, wolf spiders, and jumping spiders. So those are my favorite ones because I have little-to-no experience with any others! The bigger the better. Love, love, love spiders. That's why I have a spider blog. 
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I am also married to my super cool Fluffy. We met because we both joined the same OCT and became opponents, and that was over ten years ago! He loves Transformers, Gundam, Pokémon, and TTRPGs. He's an artist and writer too, and I'd be lost without him.
You can learn a bunch of extra random stuff about me on my Fun Facts page, including lists of my favorite things (mostly media) and results of silly internet quizzes!
Also I like this rant/manifesto about what it means to be a WEBMASTER. I didn't write it, but it's cool:
"I'm a fucking webmaster" (but I call myself a weblord because hell yeah)
Along with Krypto, I've written about my earliest inspirations out of order in the "Formative Media" box!
 Osmosis Jones |
My very first fan fiction and indeed story in general was written in pen in a sketchbook and was a three-way crossover with almost no original content in it, just mashing together scenes from Osmosis Jones, Lucky & Zorba, and Pet Alien. WACK-ASS combo, I know! But also Jones and a couple one-time villains from episodes of the cartoon series Ozzy & Drix were my favorite characters before I had even started drawing, so I would ask my mom to draw them for me. |
 Treasure Planet |
Being too young to appreciate the gorgeous animation and big beautiful man in front of me aside, for some reason I super latched onto the word "flint" because it sounded cool to me. I had never heard that word before hearing the name "Captain Flint", and that became half of my first username. The other half came from... |
 Yin Yang Yo! |
HERE we go. This is a juicy one. I obsessed over this show for years, wrote extensive fan fiction that focused on Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard and other cockroach OCs, sent this absolutely MASSIVE piece of fanmail all about Carl and to Carl in to a Q&A event because I was like 11 and didn't understand the concept of "a time and a place", and I think this was also the first time I ever cared about my ideas becoming canon. Obviously that's not a thing I hope for now, but when I was young, I really thought it was possible. Anyway, how did my dumb ass never get into Marvel or DC comics because this is the second show all about superpowered characters that I made my entire personality and HEAVILY copied onto my characters. Oh, it's because those comics (to my knowledge) weren't about really simple, stylized furries. Welp. |
 Duck Dodgers |
The series that ran for 3 seasons, specifically. I thought it was hilarious, I loved (almost) every episode, I would make plans months in advance by tracking the scheduled showings on the "Guide Button" (do you guys remember the Guide Button???? the channel list with all the scheduled blocks for however much time forward? THAT WAS MY SHIT). I would try my very hardest to stay up until 2 am on special days when my favorite episodes were airing, school nights be damned, because they replaced the much more accessible 9pm showings with Johnny Bravo.
My favorites were "Enemy Yours", "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace" parts 1 & 2, and possibly a third one? I was OBSESSED with Commander X-2 and refused to call him Marvin because I had a weird issue with "confusing" him for his original counterpart - which the show encouraged, by the way. They have credits in the intro listing the Looney Tunes characters as the "actors" for the Duck Dodgers characters. Also, the phrase, "cosmic sugar flutterby" lives rent free in this block of my memories, along with my brother screaming, "WHY!???" and "DODGERS!!!" in an attempt to mimic General Z-9. I showed my dad OCYKTMWAP (lmao okay no) and he laughed and that made me so fucking happy because he was one of those "that's a cartoon, that's dumb, I'm too old for cartoons" people, and also he was my favorite person. I made SO much fanwork about this show, including filling two sketchbooks with pencil comics and posting two multi-chaptered parts of a fanfic series that I am certain I would combust from embarrassment upon reading again, but my dad would tell me my writing was "college level work" and boy I'm thankful to this day for the amount of encouragement the adults in my life gave me for my art and stories, whether they meant it or not. |
 El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera |
Oh look, my third cartoon about super heroes that still didn't awaken an interest in comics! And they're even human this time! I uh, definitely had a bias towards cartoony stuff. Anyway this show was my shit, like right after Yin Yang Yo!, this show completed me for a bit. I was so excited to watch it based on the art alone, had no idea what it would be like. I thought El Tigre's hero(?) design was the coolest thing ever and Frida?? Blue hair??¿? Oh lordy. BLACK CUERVO was the cooooolest oh my gooooodddd! |
 Baby Looney Tunes |
Cute as fuck y'all, and the first time I can remember getting angry when something bad happened to a character because I was even younger than 7 (the age I created my first character) and going through this weird phase I have no explanation for where I loved ducks??? So when Daffy was miserable, I was upset? Also the Easter special was one of the most surreal, cozy experiences I'd ever had. |
 Veggie Tales |
I didn't take inspiration for my writing as far as I remember, but I want people to know that the "Hairy Thing" on the wall in the episode, "Where's God When I'm S-Scared?" frightened the absolute flying fuck out of me for a long time haha. |
 Honorable Mentions |
Didn't do much for my stories, but at some point when I was growing up, I loved these. Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! |
There are a lot of labels that could apply to me, but just for funsies, the ones I most identify with are
Non-binary |
Queer |
"Some flavor of ace" |
Aegosexual |
God, is there a flag for my sexuality turning on and off the way affection does in cats? I'm like a cat and I actually hate it. |
JUST KIDDING, I just found out it's called Aceflux baybeeee!! |
Bi...! |
Pan works too! |
Fictosexual (I've also heard Schediasexual, which I prefer, but there's no flag for it) - I'm honestly not a self-shipper and I don't have fictional others—legit can't get into it, but I'm worthlessly attracted to drawn characters and usually not real people. |
Kinky Closest to a broad kink flag I could find. 
And I know this isn't a queer flag, but I like it plz: Pro-fiction  |
Not sure what to put here yet, but I miiiiight go off about what growing up autistic has been like for me.
As a disclaimer of sorts, I'm... unfortunately invested in a niche internet conflict called "proship vs. antiship", which—in the simplest of terms—is a problem of moral shaming in fandom spaces for fictional pairings or sexual kinks that are arbitrarily deemed wrong by the perpetrators, who will often go to genuinely scary lengths to make sure no one with such interests is able to live in peace.
It's important to note that while "anti/pro(ship)" is a niche conflict, it stems from a broader issue that's as old as time: A group of control freaks pick a scapegoat to blame for the world's violent crimes and then dub the enjoyers of said scapegoat as "dangerous". It's "violent videogames make people violent" all over again, and make no mistake: It's just as reactionary now as it was then, despite largely coming from so-called "progressives". Please take a look at THIS BREAKDOWN (no page yet - adding it asap) of what I mean if you need proof of my claims. You can also head over to my Ultimate Shipping Resources Carrd if you really wanna dig in.
I might try to combine these eventually.
I'm only being up-front about this semi-embarrassing fact because it is my Pet Issue. I can't make myself stop caring and I can't seem to shut up about it. I have also witnessed some innocent people get publicly bashed for "not disclosing" that they're "the enemy". So, uh, if you loathe people with "immoral" kinks/ships, consider me the enemy, and then go fuck yourself. C=
I'm also definitely your enemy if you hold any anti-progressive sentiments. I've literally had multiple?? people follow me for my kink-positive takes only to post "transgenderism is child grooming" or other nasty shit, so uh, yeah I'm NOT your ally just because we agree that lolisho isn't csem. :/
